Jokes Time

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!   ~~~~~~~~~   A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, This is my sardarni, He is my kid, & she is my kidney.   ~~~~~~~~~   "FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES" Do u want a documentary proof ?? Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!   ~~~~~~~~~   Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect At her LIPS is Love CHEEKis Heroism NECK is Lust BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY