7/31/09

Two liners and good ones

Thodi hansi (jokes)


Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A.
Moti-vating!!!

Q.. What is the
difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A
. Ek Bigadti hai to  'BANDH ' ho jati hai....Doosri Bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai
 
Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka BLOOD GROUP ek hi hai.
A
. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What's the
similarity between  MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A
. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'

Q. Ek admi ne
sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye
A
. Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

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