Height 's of Revenge !! (FUNNY)
11/21/09
Most Adult Answers at Miss Universe Contest (16+)
Most Adult Answers at Miss Universe Contest (16+)
Awesome Replies (Miss Universe Contest)
USA
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..
(Applause! Applause!)
SPAIN
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening..
(Applause! Applause!)
PHILIPPINES
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth..
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
SAUDI ARABIA
Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door..
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
SINGAPORE
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
INDIA
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night..
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Reality to be Believed !!!
Reality to be Believed !!!
This is what it looks like in Zimbabwe ?????
(Inflation at 231 million percent a year has meant 25 million Zimbabwe dollars equals to just 1 )
The pictures below look funny, but the story is really sad??..
Visiting the neighborhood grocer!
Some pocket money!
Awesome price tag!
This is how people pay in restaurants!
The bill of course!
The 100 billion dollar note in circulation!
Zimbabwe's $100 billion banknote with the number of eggs it could purchase on its release date
They are now releasing a 100 TRILLION banknote...
If you want to a for a few days, a holiday to Zimbabwe will surely give you that feeling!
And 1 trillion = $33 USD.
In 1980 ZMD was equivalent to British pounds and nowwwww!!!!!!!
This is what happens in !!!!!
This is what it looks like in Zimbabwe ?????
(Inflation at 231 million percent a year has meant 25 million Zimbabwe dollars equals to just 1 )
The pictures below look funny, but the story is really sad??..
Visiting the neighborhood grocer!
Some pocket money!
Awesome price tag!
This is how people pay in restaurants!
The bill of course!
The 100 billion dollar note in circulation!
Zimbabwe's $100 billion banknote with the number of eggs it could purchase on its release date
They are now releasing a 100 TRILLION banknote...
If you want to a for a few days, a holiday to Zimbabwe will surely give you that feeling!
And 1 trillion = $33 USD.
In 1980 ZMD was equivalent to British pounds and nowwwww!!!!!!!
6 Most funny Insurance Excuses ...
6 Most funny Insurance Excuses ...
1- "And then a sign popped up from nowhere"
2 - "But in the movies, cars drive under trucks!"
3 - "Then the guard rail leaped up and attacked me!"
4 - "But I thought it was a multi-level parking garage!"
5 - "I was just drivin' by checkin' out the gas prices"
6 - "I was just trying to change lanes"
2 - "But in the movies, cars drive under trucks!"
3 - "Then the guard rail leaped up and attacked me!"
4 - "But I thought it was a multi-level parking garage!"
5 - "I was just drivin' by checkin' out the gas prices"
6 - "I was just trying to change lanes"
miss calls a complete mode of communication ! ...
Subject line is pretty self explanatory, but we need to see how effective is miss call communication.
Who Uses Miss Calls
* Students
* Fast Friends (business friends usually hesitate to use miss call, though they know it is effective enough)
* Those with limited cellular budget
* And of course Girl Friends
Uses of Miss Call
* For confirming any incident
* For reminding you, that he/she is waiting and you should be quick
* For asking someone to please call me, I am short of credit (or even if you have credit)
* Asking driver to get the car at gate, I am done with party
Use of Multiple Miss Calls
Some of us make use of Miss Calls very efficiently, actually they pre-decide something and use miss calls to communication other party about depending on number of miss calls.
* Plan A to be executed in case of 1 miss call
* Plan B to be executed in case of 1 miss call
* Plan C to be executed in case of 1 miss call
* And so on
How Much Money Do u Save?
This is the main point of this post -I believe on average we do save Rs. 10 per day while using Miss Calls. I do save around Rs. 20 per day, thanks to Miss Call Facility : ? )
Thanks God, Government didn't notice that we use Miss Calls so heavily ? that's why Miss Call was not in the tax list last year.
11/13/09
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