Some laws that Newton forgot

Some Laws that Newton forgot....trust me you will find each one absolutely true.

Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you
have left will start to move faster than the one you
are in now.

Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will
roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were
late for work because you had a flat tire, the next
morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the
furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup
of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.