please Smileeeee

Please Smileeee STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam. TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you. FATHER: How are your grades, son? SON: Under water, Dad. FATHER: Under water? What do you mean? SON: They're below C level Girl: What did you get that little medal for? Boy: For singing Girl: What did you get the big one for? Boy: For stopping! [CooL sMS] A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flagpole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustratedtrying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. Amathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds toremove the pole from the ground where he can measure it easily. When heleaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! Weneeded to know the height, and he gave us the length!" [CooL sMS] Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil `till I get there Why did your sister separate the thread from the needle ? Because the needle had something in it's eye. Billy: Do you write with your right or left hand? Joel: My left hand. Billy: Wrong! You write with a pencil! Mad Professor: I have made a new invention! Student: What does it do? Mad Professor: It allows people to look through brick walls! Student: What is it called? Mad Professor: It's called a window.