LEAVE LETTERS ( HaHaHa )

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...   1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.  2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee  who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."  3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:  "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."  4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."  5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"  6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."   7. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"  8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."  9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."  10. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."  11. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".  12. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."    13. A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying  for the post.