just fred

A local law enforcement officer stopped a car traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

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Since he was in a good mood that day,

 he decided to give the poor fellow a break and just write him a warning instead of a ticket.

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 So he asked the man his name.

 "Fred,"  he replied.

"Fred what?" the officer asked.

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 "Just Fred,"  the man responded.

When the officer pressed him for a last name,

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the man told him that he used to have a last name but he had lost it.

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 The officer thought he had a nut case on his hands and played along with it.

 "Tell me Fred, how did you loose your last name?"

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The man replies, It's a long story so please stay with me.

 I was born Fred Dingaling.  I know, funny last name.

The kids used to tease me all the time.

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 So I stayed to myself.  I studied hard and got good grades.

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 When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.

 I went through college, medical school, internship, residency,

 and finally got my degree

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 so I was finally Fred Dingaling, MD.

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 After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school.

Dentistry was my dream.

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 Got all the way through school, got my degree

 so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

 Got bored doing dentistry and started fooling around with my assistant.

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 She gave me VD.

So,

 I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.

 Well, the ADA found out about the VD

 so they took my DDS

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 so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD.

Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS

because of the VD,

 so they took away my MD

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leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

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 Then the VD took away my dingaling

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so now I'm "Just Fred."

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